How to become a mom..
Get a bottle of wine 🍷 , download Pinterest and practice your monster voice for after telling your child to get in the shower for an hour.
Trust me you will need it 🤪
Get your best memes ready ladies.
Birthday! ? What did your SO get you on your last birthday?
Ladies who are having a boy are u getting him circumcised? If your gonna be rude and judge then don’t comment PERIOD ‼
My friend got a small tattoo last week. It probably took less then 20 mins at the most!! And she’s 26weeks pregnant. She posted her new tattoo on fb and keep getting hate comments on being a horrible mom that doesn’t care if she’s pregnant. This is ridiculous!!! She deleted the post and people still are talking about it on Facebook. PEOPLE GETTING A TATTOO DOESNT AFFECT YOUR BABY AT ALL!! Especially when it’s below the knee and not anywhere near or around the belly... get this through your heads and stop shaming and disrespect a mom. Get your facts straight and even then mind your own dam business!!
You know you have children when... You get to work and notice that your pants have smudges of unidentifiable origin from the knee down. ?
