A list of things I've learnt was being pregnant:

1) ice cream before dinner is always acceptable

2) you can vomit when there's nothing in your stomach

3) not every workplace hate pregnant women

4) the only way to eat whilst pregnant is sat up

5) your bladder can wake you at all times in the morning

6) the human body can survive vomiting 8 times a day for 4 weeks

7) if you tell a doctor or a midwife your pregnant but vomiting constantly they will always remind you "I promise it will get better" this is a lie

8) you will be overwhelmingly filled with guilt knowing your husband or Partners feel helpless watching you suffer

9) men will find anything to make you laugh

10) it's ok to cry because you wet yourself when vomiting

11) it's ok to have a mental breakdown because you wet yourself when vomiting at work

12) even though your baby is too small to hear you talking to it keeps you sane

13) incontinence pads come in a huge variety of sizes

14) it's perfectly fine to let it slipped your work colleagues that you're pregnant before telling your parents

15) when you do tell your parents they always claim "they knew it" regardless if they knew I will not

16) planning a wedding whilst pregnant is the worst decision I've ever made

17) maybe I should have got a dog