We’re watching the last Hunger Games movie which neither of us have never seen...
ME: I don’t remember Effie making it through all 3 books. Maybe they kept her in the story because she’s Elizabeth Banks.
HUSBAND:
ME: Are you awake?
HUSBAND: Yeah.
ME: Are your eyes open?
HUSBAND: *mumbles something*
ME: What?
HUSBAND: *mumbles exact same thing*
ME: *silence* Did you just say “My eyes are holding up the back windshield”?
HUSBAND: Yeah.
ME: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?!?!?! #myfirstpost
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