I sang to my vag Because my Mil is in town. 🙈😂😂😂 What's yours???

Lmao I screamed at a glass of wine because you don’t know my life 😩😩😂

I fondled my butt because I'm classy af

I fondled the paw patrol because you don’t know my life

I sang to Adam Levine because you don't know my life.

Is it just a mom thing to wear black shirts? 😂😂

@sophiesmom Freaky deaky! haha.. I love it! 😂

@ashleea9898 😂😂😂

@k.i.k.i well.. who else is gonna do it. 😂

@liz41395 Too funny!! 😂

@leroydoom Sounds like fun.

i fondled my cactus because im classy af

I sang to my butt because my MIL is in town 🤣🤣

@liz41395 I love black shirts! Lol..

@ivegot10 Haha.. better then my vag! 😂

@adri8192 Ouch! 🤕

@mizzvuitton thats what i said.i had my husband do it

I sang to a pair of heels because I like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain 😆

I gently touched my meat because the human head weighs 8lbs.

Sounds reasonable

I screwed at a pair of heels cause I'm classy af😂🤣😂🤣😂

@marielovely Love this. haha. 😂

@lii94 😂😂

@ambrerumph1440 Sounds like you stepped on a stiletto in the middle of the night. 😂

@vvrobinson Don't we all sing to christmas trees while we decorate. 😂

@mizzvuitton yasssss lmmfao 😂🤣😂🤣 I was rolling when I read it

@ambrerumph1440 I know mine makes me seem like i have some issues singing to my vag n crap. haha. 😂

@vvrobinson Haha.. Right! they do have some nicely decorated trees though. 😂

@classylady That reminded me of Justin Timberlake. haha. 😂 🎶🎵I'm Bringing sexy back🎶🎵

@mizzvuitton 😂🤣😂🤣 who come up with these things but it will definitely give you a laugh