"You're mom was living with us still when she was pregnant with you and she crawled into bed with me…
"You're mom was living with us still when she was pregnant with you and she crawled into bed with me one night complaining about gas pains and I waited for a little while and told her, 'Oh honey, you're in labor. We gotta go."
I cannot count the number of times my mother and my Mayme (her mother) have told me this story and it has only been a more commonly mentioned thing the last couple weeks... I mean, it'd be great if it just felt like gas pains versus really painful but I think I'm pretty done hearing about it lol.