Me: what are you eating?!
Husband: a cookie.
Me: you know those are pot cookies...
Husband: no, but they better get me high as fuck.
Me: Goodluck and May the odds ever be in your favor.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
When you're married and it's not wrong to sound like a Hoe. 🤣 Me:" I'll let you fck me in the @ss for a Hash brown and Mcgriddle from McDonald's this morning."My husband : " Sure , anything for you honey " Me. Squirms cause I hate anal but too lazy to cook this morning. 🤐
AF due 29th, anyone else? Hi all AF is due 29th Sept for me feels like forever away. Has anyone tested yet or when do you plan on testing x
Can you smell them? ? mmmmmm ? these cookies came out perfect ??
All you women getting early Christmas gifts my husbands making me wait till Christmas lmao 😂 🤦🏻 ♀
