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Nickel ·Мама сына (3 года)
Me: what are you eating?!
Husband: a cookie.
Me: you know those are pot cookies...
Husband: no, but they better get me high as fuck.
Me: Goodluck and May the odds ever be in your favor.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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