So TMI but whatever: So I get up to go poop but I sit on the toilet and just fart before suddenly I have to throw up. So I swing around so fast to puke in the toilet that I catch a whiff of my fart and it’s all down hill from there really... 😢
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I guess the best part really is I didn’t get a whiff of this fart, I was like full face immersed in the smell of the interior of my asshole
This post is so fucking funny I'm dying
Yes! Or any large vessel. Big bowl? Cup? Paper bags?? You don't need to be sniffing your booty 🙁
@kambam, there’s a trash can but I hate throwing up all over trash and having to throw it out, I’d rather have a designated bucket I can just pour down the toilet, rinse and call it a day.
Ok so... maybe you should just keep a bucket in there now. So you can sit on toilet and puke same time lol
Lmfao thanks for sharing. Ima go laugh about it with my friends ok
@followthegreenlady, lol that made me laugh