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Nicole Schlegel
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Nicole Schlegel·Мама двоих (1 год, 6 лет), ждёт третьего

So... I've had insomnia all night. It is 4am and I still have yet to sleep. With that being said, I've been watching YouTube videos. I came across the dad jokes challenge with John Cena. His opponent had the best joke I've heard thus far:

Q: "What do kids hate, but mom's love?"

A: spankings.

I about died laughing. 😂🤣

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jelat А я в а и д и б))))
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