530 am, and my kids dads cousin calls. I answer, and it sounds like his girlfriend is crying. I…

530 am, and my kids dads cousin calls. I answer, and it sounds like his girlfriend is crying. I instantly panicked and jumped up.

Him; hey so uh, weird question

Me; what’s wrong?

Him; so uh any way I can like..... borrow your cat?

Me; what?

Him; yeah so we have a mouse and we’re freaking out

I instantly crack tf up.

Him; no really, like is it possible. Cause if so I’m on my way up.

Sooo, now my ass is up lol. 😂😂😂

Edit; he just came up. I hand him the baby kitten and he looks at me crazy.

Him; wait, this little thing?

Me; yeaaaah, he’s a savage.

Him; this little thing...is a savage...

me; if you want it dead, yeah.

My female just likes to play with them and let them go. 😂😂 he straight kills, then plays with it. He’s a beast 😂😂😼