Fire Department Warns About Snakes Hiding In Pool Noodles, Simultaneously Cancels Summer

Pack it up, folks: Summer 2018 is officially a no-go thanks to a viral Facebook post written by a fire department in the Phoenix, Arizona, area. “POOL NOODLE ALERT!!!” the City of Buckeye Fire Department cautioned its followers over the weekend. “Watch where you store your pool noodles when they are not in use,” the...