Some man yesterday asked me, and I quote, hick accent and all..... "So is you FAT or is you…

Some man yesterday asked me, and I quote, hick accent and all..... "So is you FAT or is you PREGNANT" Whoooooo saaaaays thaaaaat. There was a giant line at both registers and then people were talking about it for the next ten minutes. Omg dude you've got to be kidding me. He said it super loud and obnoxious and I don't rememeber what all else he said but I told him "Nah, I'm not EIGHT MONTHS pregnant, I just had a realllllly big lunch today" asshole