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Brittany Davila

If this mf farts one more time im literally going to push his ass out the bed. I've been awake for 2 hours from…

If this mf farts one more time im literally going to push his ass out the bed. I've been awake for 2 hours from heartburn, crap dreams, frequent urination and a stuffy nose. The last thing I want is to be gassed out by ya stanky bootyhole. Talk about my farts stinkin- hm at least I have an excuse😒

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del_1568413016_jakjakattack

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Lol mine left for work already. But little man is up being ridiculous

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hippytrxppy

Brittany Davila

@cajuncateral I still have about an hour and a half before he wakes up. I don't think I could handle if he left before daylight. I'm one of those people where I hear the slightest sound of the house settling and I'm up walking around with a bat lol.

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del_1568413016_jakjakattack

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@hippytrxppy me too! But it's a good thing to be aware. I caught some kids one night trying to break into my car so it's a good thing to be aware of what's going on around you. He leaves way early because the parking is a nightmare 😑

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hippytrxppy

Brittany Davila

@cajuncateral oh no! I'd be chasing some children lol. Our neighbor came by about 6 months ago saying he caught someone on their security system going door to door checking people's vehicle and house doors, I stayed terrified for months. Now I'm in a state of I'm probably scarier bc I have a lot of pent up rage so come at me bro lol but not really I know what I would do in a situation like that but I'll be happy if I never have to be in that situation.

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del_1568413016_jakjakattack

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@hippytrxppy I just walked outside with my husband who is 6'4 😂 he had his .40 on him and those kids took off running. I'm very protective of my family so it's probably in everyone's best interest to not do anything stupid lol!

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mhbb29

Melissa

Мама сына (3 года), беременна (13 нед.)

Lol smh

I feel your pain!

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hippytrxppy

Brittany Davila

@cajuncateral lol I would run too if I were them. Sad these kids are so ballsy these days when we're having to take extra measures to protect ourselves lol.

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