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Wait what?! Is it because we think she’s a certain user? 🤨😂

Wait what?!

Is it because we think she’s a certain user? 🤨😂

@dontspankme, @Idontwant2bapie,

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redheadedmonster

It’s Red

@segaciouslady, 3 babies, 7 daddies

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mariapb

Maria

@segaciouslady, you don’t remember your username but you remember @redheadedmonster personal info? Sounds plausible. 😒

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irisdiaz33

Iris

I’m trying to recognize that leg

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redheadedmonster

It’s Red

I love my organized hoarding 😊

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segaciouslady

Rose

@rickety-rickety, lol it’s wildflowers and their descriptions

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dontspankme

Dontspankme

@segaciouslady, please don’t ignore me. Is it because I have 3 kids? I could chuck one if that makes you happy.

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del_1531382225_tota.

Deleted

I wish I saw what the post said cause now I’m so confused. And y’all know I love giving my opinions on shit 😂

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redheadedmonster

It’s Red

@segaciouslady, aww why’d you revoke your follow request? Cuz it’s been a month and I haven’t accepted it?

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segaciouslady

Rose

@redheadedmonster, ya? Lmao are you trying to be petty? Cause to me it just looks like a sad old woman who probably got pregnant very young and had a shitty time, so now gains self worth through anonymous Internet forums 😬

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redheadedmonster

It’s Red

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redheadedmonster

It’s Red

You tried. And failed.

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irisdiaz33

Iris

Yeah your leg doesn’t ring a bell. Can you post another limb?

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dontspankme

Dontspankme

@segaciouslady, I’m not accepting your friends request until you answer me! 😡

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messybunmom

sm;)e

@irisdiaz33, Omg!!! 😫😂😂

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redheadedmonster

It’s Red

@segaciouslady, I’m not actually peg bundy. Sorry to disappoint

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mariapb

Maria

@dontspankme, I only have one kid, give me one of yours and we’ll both be responsible adults. 👍🏻

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segaciouslady

Rose

@redheadedmonster, I forgot do you have 2 baby daddies or 3?

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redheadedmonster

It’s Red

@segaciouslady, 3 babies, 7 daddies

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del_1531382225_tota.

Deleted

Wtf is goin on. Why won’t someone explain to me 😭😭😭.

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dontspankme

Dontspankme

@mariapb, you can have my 7 yr old son. Since his summer break he’s been driving me wild!

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segaciouslady

Rose

@idontwant2bapie, well if someone keeps track of how long they have had a follow request that they don't accept, and then feels the need to broadcast it as if that implies some type of superiority, it makes me think that there are deeper issues with that person at hand.

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dontspankme

Dontspankme

@redheadedmonster, oh no! Not her 🙄

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redheadedmonster

It’s Red

@segaciouslady, it’s simple. I see the # every time a notification pops up. It suddenly dropped one. You’re hiding your identity, I don’t know who you are, so I’m not accepting 🤷🏼‍♀️

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doimakeyourandiii

Randi Corn

@segaciouslady, oh my goodness you got all that from a unaccepted friend request 😂

Are you sure you don’t have the underlying issues? Lol

Who even are you?

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messybunmom

sm;)e

@dontspankme, who’s her? How the hell am i lost on my own post 😂

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tacos4lunch26

Tacos Bitch

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segaciouslady

Rose

@redheadedmonster, and you knew it was me how? Are you obsessed with me or something

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momof2gs

Veronica

Мама двоих (2 года, 6 лет)

Y’all are killing me tonight!!

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dontspankme

Dontspankme

@messybunmom, a weirdo you don’t want to know about. 😂

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redheadedmonster

It’s Red

@segaciouslady, totes obsessed with you. Ugh I’m caught

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bigmama18

Yo mama

Trying to make someone feel bad about their age and how many fathers their children have sounds like someone with deep rooted issues. I have a baby daddy and a husband who fathered the other 3 kids. So I’m hurting the environment and a hoe 🤷🏽‍♀️

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messybunmom

sm;)e

@dontspankme, keeping me away from the mess! 🙌🏼

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redheadedmonster

It’s Red

@bigmama18, maybe we can start a club where we won’t be so judged. She hurt my feelings 😩😂😂😂😂😂

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mariapb

Maria

@dontspankme, sounds like a plan!

There we’re practically eco warriors now.

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segaciouslady

Rose

Looool I honestly do not remember my username because I mainly lurked 😫 y’all are ruthless

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messybunmom

sm;)e

How somebody forget their username? You chose it 🤨😂

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redheadedmonster

It’s Red

@segaciouslady,

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mariapb

Maria

@segaciouslady, you don’t remember your username but you remember @redheadedmonster personal info? Sounds plausible. 😒

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dontspankme

Dontspankme

@troller, I’m talking about the wvgirl not the other one.

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redheadedmonster

It’s Red

@mariapb, not to mention I got banned 2yrs ago.. that’s some memory for not having a memory

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segaciouslady

Rose

@mariapb, she has always stuck out as a particularly sad/ ignorant/ catty person so it's easy to remember. Kinda like a train wreck that you don't wanna look away from

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tacos4lunch26

Tacos Bitch

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dontspankme

Dontspankme

@mariapb, she’s still not going to answer my damn question though.

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trollalalala

Your Mom Is A Troll

You don’t remember your username. Sure...

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redheadedmonster

It’s Red

@segaciouslady, aww thanks 😘

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dontspankme

Dontspankme

@segaciouslady,

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messybunmom

sm;)e

@raheema, hold my earrings and my purse and then have wine and giggle later on that night 😂.

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redheadedmonster

It’s Red

@c.r.a.i, of course. Cuz that’s what obsessed creeps do

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irisdiaz33

Iris

Please go back to lurking. That was your best career move.

There is nothing sad about Red.

You’re the sad one lurking and hiding for YEARS now.

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messybunmom

sm;)e

@c.r.a.i, that’s the worse!! 😓

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mariapb

Maria

@segaciouslady, maybe if you’d been more like her you’d remember who you were!

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messybunmom

sm;)e

Worst*

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segaciouslady

Rose

Im dead ass serious I logged in once literally 5+ years ago and it never made me again. It was prob rosalia or something with that. Wish I could help with your fantasy of catching whoever it is your after 😏

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mariapb

Maria

@troller, spray it with febreeze!

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segaciouslady

Rose

@c.r.a.i, told u, train wreck

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redheadedmonster

It’s Red

@segaciouslady, literally 5+ yrs ago huh? I wasn’t Red then. And literally never commented.

Try again.

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messybunmom

sm;)e

@raheema, exactly lol

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bigmama18

Yo mama

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redheadedmonster

It’s Red

@c.r.a.i, hold on, let me open my blinds first

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mariapb

Maria

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dontspankme

Dontspankme

@idontwant2bapie, You're delusional, you're delusional

Girl you're losing your mind

It's confusing yo, you're confused you know

Why you wasting your time?

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redheadedmonster

It’s Red

@c.r.a.i, that’s hot

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riasm85

RiaRia🙏❤

Мама двоих (3 года, 10 лет)

@c.r.a.i the photo with the chick wearing the shades and holding the glass of wine..I can't😂😂😂

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redheadedmonster

It’s Red

@c.r.a.i, omgggg that matches my newest vajazzle design!

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tacos4lunch26

Tacos Bitch

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trollalalala

Your Mom Is A Troll

@troller,

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mariapb

Maria

@troller, 3 emoji rule 😒😫🤔

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trollalalala

Your Mom Is A Troll

😶😶😶

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trollalalala

Your Mom Is A Troll

Holy fuck my life is changed

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mariapb

Maria

Bless your hearts

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dontspankme

Dontspankme

@troller, I’m confused

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dontspankme

Dontspankme

I dislike when users get called out and they go ghost. Come back and explain your shit!!!

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tacos4lunch26

Tacos Bitch

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messybunmom

sm;)e

I’m starving!! Closest thing to me is McDonald’s. I think I’m ready for a double cheeseburger with Big Mac sauce. 😍

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messybunmom

sm;)e

@troller, thanks for letting us know! Lol

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dontspankme

Dontspankme

@troller, I know that but you were trying to explain something with your emojis and I’m lost lol

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dontspankme

Dontspankme

@c.r.a.i, I love that special little surprise of more cookies. Totally makes my day lol

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messybunmom

sm;)e

@c.r.a.i, I missed what happened with that also.

I was busy with my life and errything. 😐

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trollalalala

Your Mom Is A Troll

@messybunmom, your 3rd child is taking up too much of your time.

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messybunmom

sm;)e

@alexistol, I know! It’s annoying as hell! Little turd! 🙄

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dontspankme

Dontspankme

@c.r.a.i, you’re a better woman than I.

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messybunmom

sm;)e

@c.r.a.i, I’m going to start calling it that 😂😂.

Maybe I shouldn’t because Zain is now repeating every curse word I say. 😭 I said freaking bitch to myself while driving in traffic earlier because ya know, ppl don’t know how to drive. Yup! He caught it and has been saying it for hours now. 😕 I’m screwed!

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dontspankme

Dontspankme

@messybunmom, send our son my way so you can catch up.

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squishymommy1

squishymommy1

@messybunmom, oh that’s fun 😂🤣😂🤣

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messybunmom

sm;)e

@incognit0, about the Big Mac sauce? Lol

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messybunmom

sm;)e

@dontspankme, he’s already on his way ❤️.

He’s packed in a fragile package.

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messybunmom

sm;)e

@incognit0, me either! lol. And I thought I only did this! We are brilliant! 🤗

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mojobebes

👻

Well damn. I’m missing all the drama tonight 👀

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messybunmom

sm;)e

@c.r.a.i, man!!! Kids are hilarious but bad at the same time. I can’t be that mad because it’s my own fault 😂.

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dontspankme

Dontspankme

@messybunmom, oops didn’t see the sticker I dropped the box! 😂 sorry

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messybunmom

sm;)e

@dontspankme, he’s pretty tough little guy. He might be small but that kid can get scraped and bruised and never sheds a tear. Lol didn’t get that from me.

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squishymommy1

squishymommy1

I’ve had a lot of alcohol so this is highly amusing

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dontspankme

Dontspankme

@c.r.a.i, it’s impossible to be on a diet and breastfeed. Well for me it was. Eat the cookies you deserve it. Make sure you don’t drop crumbs on the baby while breastfeeding though. You know processed foods are dangerous for kids and all.

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dontspankme

Dontspankme

@incognit0, and here I was going with the 10 second rule. I’m a horrible mom. 😂

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squishymommy1

squishymommy1

@incognit0, depends on the alcohol

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messybunmom

sm;)e

Look at my little Adam! 😍

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dontspankme

Dontspankme

@c.r.a.i, noooo not bbq Becky! 😂

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dontspankme

Dontspankme

@messybunmom, he is sooo cute!! Sleeping angel 😍😍😘😘

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mojobebes

👻

Well, apparently the little princess is on Netflix so off I go. Someone DM the cliff notes when this all done. K thanks 😘

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luvmyboogie

🏝😎𝕃𝕚𝕟𝕕𝕒😎🏝

@messybunmom what a cutie 😍

I also want to say to all of you bb ladies since it’s to many of you. I just can’t with you guys, you guy are to much I’m just lmao 😂 🤣😂 by myself reading all of this & earlier. I got love ❤️ for you ladies.

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