It's so weird tryin to find friends I feel so lost don't know how to start a conversation or find something to talk about. I really hate how growing up my parents always moved around so I really don't have real friends I am currently taking applications for friends lol jk but I do need friends.
Any takers.
I always start my friendships with, “can I smell your baby?” If they say yes then they’re a keeper.
Omg I honestly be like wtf u want to smell my baby but that's a new crazy one lol
@tnblasingime2, or if they let me touch their butt. That’s a keeper too.
@doimakeyourandiii Do you like big butts and you can not lie?
Or is the size of the butt irrelevant?
😝😂😊
@leroydoom, oh dude totally do not discriminate against butts. I love them all.
Application submitted:
Name: Oddie
Sex: when it’s cold enough
Age: 33 next Mondayyyyy
# of kids: 5
Genders: all dudes (I’m a sausage factory)
Likes: food, nature, food, arting, food
Dislikes: judgmental douche canoes, when my hair tickles my arm like a spider and cockroaches
Randi Corn·
I always start my friendships with, “can I smell your baby?” If they say yes then they’re a keeper.
Randi Corn·
@tnblasingime2, or if they let me touch their butt. That’s a keeper too.