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Randi Corn

Okay first of all dumb dumb. My name is Randi. Like I have ten I’s at the end of my name for you…

Okay first of all dumb dumb. My name is Randi. Like I have ten I’s at the end of my name for you people to understand this, (also I tried changing my username cause I thought it would unblock the users who blocked me, It didn’t work).

Second of all. Come say it to my face. I bet you smell like Fritos and toilet water.

Oh and your FACE tries too hard. ☝🏼👊🏼

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mojobebes

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Spending all that time to make you trend and they spell your name wrong is like you stuttering when you are trying to think of a comeback. #fail try again dummy(ies)

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doimakeyourandiii

Randi Corn

@bcsweetie, awww bc. You’re the sweetest ever. You always make everyone feel loved. 😭😭😭

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nap.queen

Victoria

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nap.queen

Victoria

I have no idea what’s going on, but this cracked me up.

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doimakeyourandiii

Randi Corn

I’m trending lol. Well technically randy is trending. 🙄

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leenie

Leenie

We did have Fritos with our lunch, and I'm suppose to clean my bathroom later ;)

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queenbee320

QueenB

Мама сына (3 года), беременна (5 нед.)

🤣 what did I miss and where can I find it?

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cams

Cams

I suggest these instead of Fritos.

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doimakeyourandiii

Randi Corn

Nothing really. Lol someone trended I try too hard and I’m just making sure they feel validated...so here I am. Bein me. Tryinnnn sooo hard. To beeee me. 😂🤷🏼‍♀️

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doimakeyourandiii

Randi Corn

@cams, anything is better than Fritos. 🙌🏼

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mommynes

Mommynes

@cams, now I’m hungry 😑

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mommynes

Mommynes

@doimakeyourandiii, what about chili cheese Fritos 👀 they smell like arm pits but they’re so good

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doimakeyourandiii

Randi Corn

@mommynes, it’s not thatI don’t like the way those taste. It’s the smell. It’s like when someone drinks Pepsi and eats Doritos. Sure in the moment it probably tasted great, but now you smell. Fritos are worse.

I have noticed if you are near people and need to eat Fritos just make sure you allll eat them together and it doesn’t smell as bad.

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mommynes

Mommynes

@doimakeyourandiii, 🤔 what if it’s a frito boat? Do the beans take away from the smell a little?

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doimakeyourandiii

Randi Corn

@mommynes, I don’t know what that is. Is that like walking tacos?

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cams

Cams

What about frito pie? When I lived in Texas they would take the frito scoops and layer chili, cheese and onions on top 🤤🤤🤤

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caiticat

Caiticat 🌸

Frito pie is amazing

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mojobebes

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Spending all that time to make you trend and they spell your name wrong is like you stuttering when you are trying to think of a comeback. #fail try again dummy(ies)

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laniejay

Lanie Jay

@cams, those look yummy

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doimakeyourandiii

Randi Corn

I think that’s what we call walking tacos.

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doimakeyourandiii

Randi Corn

We open a bag of chips and add all the taco ingredients

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laniejay

Lanie Jay

@doimakeyourandiii, pretty sure that just jealousy of your Wit and humor. I don’t play the jealous card often... but I’m calling it here

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doimakeyourandiii

Randi Corn

@mojobebe, I mean if they don’t like me, they could just tell me. It doesn’t hurt my feelers. Lol

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doimakeyourandiii

Randi Corn

@laniejay, so a birdie told me your 21 today???? Issss your birfffday!!!!!!

Happy birthday hand Lanie! I will never forget all your mirror comments and your ability to take down an ignorant user with your knowledge in .2 seconds flat. You def go down in the big book of bbs. Omg. I just made a thing! Big book of bbs. We should make this a channel. Okay anyway.

I hope these birdies weren’t lying to me about it being your birthday. I actually don’t know what you look like and now I feel kind of incomplete but it’s okay. Happy birthday!!!! Keep coming back!

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mommynes

Mommynes

@cams, that’s what a Frito boat is! I guess it’s called different things different places lol

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cams

Cams

@laniejay, they really are. I just found them at target. They’re pretty good ingredient/calorie wise also.

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laniejay

Lanie Jay

@doimakeyourandiii, 😂 thanks. It is my birthday. I wish I could claim 21, but when you have an almost 17 yr old- it gets harder to fake it.

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laniejay

Lanie Jay

@cams, I just happen to have to go to target to tomorrow 😬

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doimakeyourandiii

Randi Corn

@laniejay, don’t worry. I’m 23! Forever! 😂 I hope you have an amazing birthday!

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doimakeyourandiii

Randi Corn

@bcsweetie, awww bc. You’re the sweetest ever. You always make everyone feel loved. 😭😭😭

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cams

Cams

@laniejay, happy birthday !!! 🎉🎉🎉

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mims

Mims

@laniejay, I still claim 25. Evangeline told me this year I need to be 31 now because she's 10 and it's not ok that in a 5 years people will think I was 10 when I had her😂

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laniejay

Lanie Jay

@mims, my kiddo gets dirty looks when we are at school and comments of “THAT is your mom?!?” And it’s even worse when I have the littles with me. He said he wants a shirt that says “I am NOT the Dad, I’m the brother so stop staring asshole” 😏 so I admit I am celebrating the 7th anniversary of my 29th birthday.

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mims

Mims

@laniejay, I always say anniversary of my 25th birthday😂😂 I told dh when I turn 35 I'll start saying I'm 30😂 until I'm 50 then I'll go to 35.

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