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Your Mom Is A Troll

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mojobebes

👻

Substitute oral sex with Orgasms. Don’t care how I get them, as long as I get it.

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bigmama18

Yo mama

Can my circle just be all tacos? Sure everything else is great but nothing compares to tacos.

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riasm85

RiaRia🙏❤

Мама двоих (3 года, 10 лет)

So false

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mommy.to.a.princess

#1Mommy

Nope half food and half money for me !! ☺️

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mojobebes

👻

Substitute oral sex with Orgasms. Don’t care how I get them, as long as I get it.

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irisdiaz33

Iris

I’m going with half oral and half sleep

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mariapb

Maria

100% sleep for me!

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mariapb

Maria

Hmm and what @mojobebe, said. Damn I’m so tired I can’t decide!

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trollalalala

Your Mom Is A Troll

@mojobebe, I can agree with this 100%

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trollalalala

Your Mom Is A Troll

Also going with not having to work but getting paid anyway.

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icebergahead

Icebergahead

Мама сына (6 лет)

Foooooooooooooooood

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bunsinmyoven

BunsInMyOven

No no no. Where are these stats from?!?

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leowifey

LEO Wifey

False.

Sushi, sleep, wine.

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tacos4lunch26

Tacos Bitch

False tacos, sleep, wine, sex and sushi

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trollalalala

Your Mom Is A Troll

@phoebesmommy, they’re not completely wrong!

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0814mja

Mandi Archuleta

Мама четверых детей

Sleep ~ Sex ~ Tacos ~ Sleep ~ peace and quite

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bunsinmyoven

BunsInMyOven

Definitely need to have peace and quiet on there 😂

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koopa

Mary 🌟

Who cares about fleeky eyebrows that needs to be replaced with more oral

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mommynes

Mommynes

Yeahhhh I’m gonna skip the justice and eyebrows and take sleep. And Pepsi.

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tennesseehawk

TennesseeHawk

I must be the only one who doesn’t care for oral 🤷🏽‍♀️ lol make it half tacos and half “I want to eat whatever I want but be skinny” for me please lol

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girlygirl1988

Alexandra Marie

Мама сына-младенца

My chart would be like 50% chocolate , 25 % sleep and 25% snuggles ( either from baby or hubby I’m not picky)

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bsr2016

Hannah R

50% sleep, 25% shopping, 25% fruit

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hershey

C.N.

I know a girl didn't make this. Lol.

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trollalalala

Your Mom Is A Troll

@tennesseehawk, anytime I hear a woman say this, the only rebuttal I have is THEY ARE DOING IT WRONG

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trollalalala

Your Mom Is A Troll

@hershey, fully, FULLY disagree.

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hershey

C.N.

@alexistol33 lol!

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carpetmushrooms

Abby

Мама дочки (2 года)

I'm with @mojobebe ... that needs to say orgasms..

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trollalalala

Your Mom Is A Troll

@carpetmushrooms, I’m completely on board with this.

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