So I figured I would take a nice shower when the baby went down for a nap so I can finally shave since I haven't had time in the past three weeks. But then my fucking dog decided to have explosive diarrhea all over my daughter's play room. And start barking up a storm when she was sleeping. So FML . I understand the dog is just trying to get used to being in a new house and going potty somewhere else but this is getting ridiculous. Thank God for an awesome steam cleaner.