bruuuhhh This child just tried his damnedest to rip my nip off. He clamped down hard as he could and…

bruuuhhh

This child just tried his damnedest to rip my nip off. He clamped down hard as he could and jerked his head back. Nip sprang back at me like a f*** ing rubber band. Sorry kid, there are no to-go orders here. If you want to eat you gotta stay here. Can't bring the boob with you. I thought they didn't start doing all that crazy s*** until they were older...