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Kursten's thoughts of the day

While I'm aware that I'm generally a pretty easy baby, I've decided that today, I need to keep you on your toes. I will not play or sit by myself for any reason. As a matter of fact, I'm just going to need you to hold me all day, thanks. If you would like me to nap, you will need to hold me at a perfect 45 degree angle with at least 75 butt pats per minute. You will also need to replace my binky into my mouth no less than 10 times. If you're lucky, I'll sleep for 15 minutes. I hope you didn't have anything you needed to do today. As for bedtime, maybe we'll snuggle, maybe I'll make dad walk me around the kitchen for an hour while I scream, I haven't decided yet. Love you!