Projectile peed everywhere

Tmi but I couldn't not post it. My asthma has been acting up from running our fireplace Lately. I was laying here all comfy in bed naked and had to cough really hard and knew I was going to pee a little (note the word little. Like a tear drop)?so I jump up as I'm trying not to cough and try to swing around the edge of the bed and around the corner into the bathroom. I cough and projectile pee all over the edge of my bed and the side of the toilet ??? when did I turn into a male cat in heat?? ? I'm so tired and now I need to change sheets!! I swear I hope that wasn't my water breaking lol