just got rubbed the wrong way

My mom just got told to tell me I have two days and this baby is coming by some one I don't really know who is three hours away in another state . Uh. Why it rubbed me the wrong way is beyond but my response was, idk if she has a PhD in vagina she don't know when my vagina will open and birth a baby. Totally not like me. At all. Wow I've noticed my hormones changed the last two days but this!!????