To go with the post from earlier ??

Good thing I don't have a penis. Heaven bound ??

My son's in biiiggg trouble. Lol. He's just discovered that his foreskin retracts and wants to show me his new trick every time he can. He's only 4 for goodness sake.

Omg this is awful ?

Good thing I don't have a penis then ?

That's actually really impressive if it takes two hands to hold it. That would seem God-like in itself.

You ladies are hilarious!! ???

But the marriage bed is undefiled! ? So take that! Go read your Bible, I think you need a refresher.