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mkrystine
marissa ·Мама сына (11 лет)

oh my god...

I'm SO embarrassed.

29.07.2016

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Getting it on with my husband and at the end I realise the phone intercom was off the hook.i have no idea what my neighbours heard...but they definitely heard something ?? those phones are so loud!!

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I work part time in the photo lab at Walmart (where people come to order prints - not where the photos are taken, just to be clear). One day, this man who looked familiar comes in and goes to one of the kiosks. He's flipping through his pictures from his memory card when he asks for help. I go over to the kiosk and he tells me some of the photos aren't coming up or he can't seem to find them, so I start going through the pictures, page by page. Seconds later, I'm flipping through FIVE PAGES (6 previews on each screen) of homemade porn videos! I just laughed it off and told him I've seen worse (I have not), but he is clearly embarrassed and starts rambling on about how those should have been deleted.

An hour later he comes back to pick up his order, but this time he has his son with him, who recognizes me and asks "Are you Chris and Quentins sister?" So I said yes and that's when the father and I clue in - he's an old friend of my Dad's?

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I own 2 smartphone/tablet/computer repair shops. I can't unsee a lot things.

We don't go through people's photos but a lot of times their computer will freeze and they will power it down so when we turn it on everything comes up ?

I've been repairing phones and testing them before when nude pics/sexts would come through ? I now put every phone in airplane mode

I'm always amazed at what people keep on their camera rolls. I'm no prude but there are photo vault apps people! Lol

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The only thing I can think of is the one and only time I got caught on the act. I was on top and it was by my mother. ??

Eta one I just thought of was for my so not me. But anyway my mom asked my so to go into a drawer of hers for something. I can't remember but he ended up finding one of her toys...

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Was helping my brother move and loaded a box of DVDs. On the very top was a video "chicks with dicks". I thought cool, girl on girl action! I was single and decided to borrow it. Nope, transvestites with dicks and tits. All of which were uncircumsized. Still not sure if my brother is gay or what? And not sure if I was more embarrassed for him having the video or me continuing to watch it after I realized what it was. It was pretty fascinating. Lol

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I sent nudes to my SO's mom. Yup. She was at work. Showing co workers pictures on her phone . SHES A COP ?

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Pp had me in hysterics ! ?

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Has anyone been walked in on using a vibrater by their mother? No? Mmkay, I win.

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I was in a very crappy mood till i read all of these ? ❤

So about a month ago me an my babys father was yaknowww doin the mcnastyyyyyy ? and outta nowhere i hear helllooo brianna f*** in renee im going to kill you! Now, i always said butt dialing was bull s*** . Well..nope. Turns out my phone was under my buttcheek an called my mom while she was at the hospital. Also, she had me on speaker so all her doctors and my grama heard me. Yelling very loudly and saying very nasty things lmao.. We had to go see her the next morning before her surgery too. Got alot of very awkward looks that day at the hospital lol

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So I was deployed to Egypt and my husband bought me a toy to take with well I just put it in my locker in my room and forgot about it. The next day we had a surprise inspection and we had to stand in the hallway while our rooms got inspected. The 1st Sgt. Came out shortly after and I asked him if I passed and he started laughing and said yes. So I go back in and my toy was right there on the shelf where I left it. I was soooooooo embarrassed. And to make it worse I was deployed with my dad and him and the 1st Sgt were friends so I am pretty sure he told my dad

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DH's grandma had me and his sister try and help her with her phone and computer. I was trying to fix the sound on her phone because the notifications weren't making noise, so I went to clear recent apps that I pulled up in the process and tons of porn videos popped up. I was mortified. ?

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I'm like tech support for my dad and he one day wanted me to fix his pc so I'm backing things up and deleting junk and I open a file with no name not thinking anything would be in it and bam naked co worker in my face i saw this woman's everything vag tattoo and all I flipped like ewww wth this woman has forevermore been referred to as naked Bonnie

I no longer handle the backup process and will delete every damn thing cause not going to do that again

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And I have been waiting all day to tell someone how mortified I was besides my one friend ????

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I have one!!!!

Dh and I went to the Sprint store yesterday to get new phones. Walk in and one of my former students is working. Cool! We got helped next and he was making the process smooth. Well my dh's phone info wouldnt transfer over like mine. I didnt think anything of it. Today he calls from work and tells me to go up there bc the only thing that wouldnt transfer were his pics. As i get ready it dawns on me. MY FORMER STUDENT IS IN POSSESION OF MY HUSBANDS PHONE AND CAMERA ROLL! He is looking at the icloud and the camera roll to see if the photos merged. Guess who is naked in some of those photos?!?!? His teacher ???????

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I wasn't embarrassed, but my parents probably were. I was about 14 yrs old and my sister was 4. She asked me to play a cartoon dvd on my parents tv. I turned on the tv and dvd and omg there was porn playing! I tried to cover the tv as much as I could while I scrambled to stop the dvd and then my sister asked me what that was. The first thing that came to my mind was to say "it was a bike!" and she responds with "why was a guy licking a bike?" Omg I was so mad at my parents for leaving that dvd in there lol.

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When I was pregnant my grandma came to visit(she's was hoping I would have my baby a week early haha) the day before she was to go home she said "we got to get this baby out, David go in the bedroom and spank her, don't be too loud though" granny ewww no no no

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? at least your grandma knows you got game....

What did she say? Haha

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A few years ago, I was sexting dh and took some boob pics. Well fil wanted to buy an iPhone.. So I let him look at mine.

He went through the pics.

He just looked at me and gave my phone back! ?

It was the most awkward moment?

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One time my so had his friend do something on the computer and he accidentally clicked something and a naked picture of me popped up. We all just kinda laughed it off but omg lol

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One time i was like idk 8 and my dads friend was going to show me a cartoon on his computer and well needless to say some *adult* video content popped up on full volume and ya he punched his computer and it died cause he punched it so hard . Screen went black. I just looked up at him like ?... And then i went back to my room . And stayed there till him and his wife left 3 days later. I came out to s*** that was it .

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I was sucking a lollipop when I was on break in clinical.

I was sucking it while I was studying, not thinking how stupid I looked twirling it and like slurping on it.

Let's just say most of the paramedics and half the nursing staff and two drs know what this mouth can do.

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mkrystine
marissa ·Мама сына (11 лет)

omg it wasn't even funny I made it worse by grabbing the phone real quick and acting like nothing ever happened ???????

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My fiance was showing his sister a picture on his tablet, she turned it sideways to see it bigger and BAM the next ten pictures showed up at the bottom for you to click on. All dirty. His whole family was in the room she said holy vagina and dropped the tablet and walked away.. ugh I think I might have cried lol

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God I have so much that happened to me that most wud think is embarrassin but I'm extremely shameless & nothin makes me uncomfortable lool ??

So my best advice dnt sweat it just laugh it off!

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Lol. That's too funny. I'm not really embarrassed by my story, but DH was. I worked 2nd shift at a nursing home and while I was at work his brother, who lived next door, came over to watch basketball with DH. Before I left to work I just hurried up and cleaned up and shoved my toy in the couch. Well DH calls me saying bil pulled it out and was like wtf. Lmao. My first question was why the hell was he digging in the couch. ?? apparently he was looking for his keys.

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