This crap isn't funny anymore!

This crap isn't funny anymore!

I'm about ready to flip my lid! Don't get me wrong, I'm all for contractions. I want progress. Well really I just want this kid out, but I'll take progress. These bouts of false labor are too terrible either. What ticks me off is that they alway show up at bed time and keep me up until two or three. I have a toddler that gets up no later than 8 every morning. I need to sleep! This little booger is asking for a timeout before she's even arrived!! I'm so tired! Either get out or go back to bed and stop keeping mama up so much!!' ?