BROKEN CHILD ALERT! Yup you ladies heard it right , my 5 year old is broke. I asked her to clean up…

Lmao too funny and cute

My stepdaughter is a drama queen about cleaning. One time she said "alexa do this, alexa do that. I have to do everything around here!" I simply asked her to take her dish to the sink. Haha. She will also say she can't clean alone.

My son who is three will suddenly get a deadly illness or say his legs are broken when asked to clean up ... Its so funny though because he will start coughing or whining about how will he walk with broken legs ... Children these days :)

Lol yes!!!! She tries to drag her sleeping sister (1yr) into it most the time and she had absolutely nothing to do with the mess at hand! Kids say the weirdest things.

I was babysitting one time while pregnant and my mom came by and asked how I was feeling and I said oh fine but the baby is kicking pretty hard today and on my sciatica nerve (sp?) Well I asked the kid to do something and she said. Oh I can't the baby is kicking too hard and is on my nerves. Lol

Mine too!!! I cannnnnt mom! I'm too tired! My leg hurts. Return policy?

My almost 4 yr old tells me "I'm too busy mom" for things like going to bed...

My daughter says "my hands are full" and picks something up or "I'm just a little bit busy at the moment" and her favourite one at the moment that she tries with anything she doesn't want to do "I'm upset my mummy, I'm just a lickle bit upset I need cuddle" (she always refers to me as "my mummy" and her dad as "my daddy")

Oh I forgot one her other new phrase when I'm trying to explain something "that's nonsense" she is 21/2 lol

My brother would tell my mom his "lings" hurt. He had asthma and would use it as an excuse to not move when she called him. It was soooo cute.

My husband "powers down" when I ask him to do something.

Does that count?

My son tells me he can't clean up because he needs both hands to hold something, whether it be his water or smell random toy lol Kids are too smart sometimes

My daughter will say her feet are broken when I ask her to clean her room.

Oh Lord. My daughter just started this!! I asked her to help me clean uo her toys. And she looks at me "I dont feel good I need to go lay down for just a minute" damn. She caught on quick lol

Did you try turning it off then back on?

My ss will tell me he wants to watch Dr. Phil when it's his bedtime. It broke dh the first time he saw that. The first time he did it, we had already tucked him into his bed; I went to watch TV in our room and he came to our door with his pillow and stuffed animal saying he had to watch it with me. He is 2 1/2.

My 4 year old says he can't clean until he is 5. Then I get the Im so tired and I don't know how to lol

My niece who is three won't walk and say her legs hurt, she doesn't want to, or she can't.

Mu kids will be suddenly "itchy". I will tell my 5 year old to clean up and all the sudden he bends down and itches his ankle, FOR TEN MINUTES! I guess he thinks I will forget I told him to do something. He got it from my 9 year old though who was the one who started it.

Lol my 2 1/2 DS is a weirdo. He LOVES cleanup time at nursery in church or at home. He sings the "cleanup" song and when we're done he gets mad if I don't vacuum too

My son started this. It either he is tried sick or his back hurts. One day he told me he was getting old and his old back was killing him. Lol.

Lol my son use to be like this, he knows better now haha now he's six and doesn't talk back ;)

My teenager plays soccer always jumping around the house doing high kicks but when I ask him to pick up his socks his feet hurt.

My fil told my sil who's 5 that one day she might be able to babysit our child and any future children, she said "oh brother, just give me the money"!

Yup if my dd doesnt care for what I made for dinner she is alway too sleepy to eat. Well untill I tell her she can't have any snacks lol. Yesterday she used the but mom my back hurt to much on me lol.

New favorite saying is "mom, you drive me bonkers sometimes. But I will do it" she knows she is crossing a line but tries anyway. She will be 3 in 3 weeks.

My 6yr old says something is hurting or he's too tired. Even though he was just playing 2 seconds ago...?? or he can only hold or carry 2 things & can't open the door

I'm pretty sure my husband is broken.

My first ds was like that and my rebuttle would be 'well if your too ______ to clean, well I guess your too _______ to go for ice cream.' & Just like that he was cured

Lol when I ask my son who's 4 to tidy his toys he says "I can't cause my arms are broken"

When it's time for my dd to go to bed. She comes out. Looks sad and says I'm hungry. Whilst rubbing her tummy. I keep telling her the boy who cried wolf story x

The ten year old in my house always seems to need to pee as soon as he is asked to do anything.