Soooo the truth comes out about why everyone loves fall stuff

??? thank you for this interesting post.

So this is why he loves pumpkin pie ?

??

Out to the store I go to buy some candles and punkin pie

The patriarchy is behind everything

?

Not patriarchy... just girls trying to get some haha

I have a can of pumpkin. I was going to make dog treats but I'm gonna use it like lotion when SO gets home instead.

??? kidding. Imagine being covered in orange goop. Lol

Nooo the last thing I need to deal with is more boners ?

There was me thinking it was all the sl*tty Halloween outfits!

Either way, pumpkin iz lyfe

That's why I keep getting pregnant in the fall

Lmao is this even real!? Thought it was the same for vanilla scent (or somewhat similar) ?