Y'all may be cool, but you'll never be lap dance in utero cool

Wtf. ?

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Ohhhh em gee ? Lol

Wow! Lmao

I support this! Lap dances for all babies! Create baby strip clubs! Why is no one fighting for this? Where is Obama?

Everything about this is gross.. Starting with a pregnant woman in a strip club?

Well.... to each their own right? Lol

I'm on my way over to the local titty bar right now.

This is a great idea thanks op! I taking the 3yo too, better late than never!

If this is the new thing I better hurry up and get to a strip club. I'm almost 35 weeks!! Clocks ticking ?

Am I a bad parent because I've never bought my baby a lap dance? I mean, she's a girl, but gender equality and all that ?

DAMMIT!!

My kids are going to HATE me for not thinking of this while I was pregnant. How is a boy supposed to live if he didn't get a lap dance while in utero?!

Is one year post birth too late?

I must Google "crazy stripper stories" now lol ?

This is as bad as having strippers at the baby showers back in the day ?

I think this girl was looking for an excuse to buy herself a lap dance..