When me and dh were still new and I mean like before six months of being together ..so new lol..we were just goin at it one night and he's on top I feel dripping on my face so I just think he's sweating his ass off ....
Yea ..no. some of his "sweat"got in my eyes..nose..then mouth so I obv tasted it.. it was blood?? he was having a nose bleed ?
I know I've shared this story before, years ago.....but one time I shat myself during sex.....yes, u read that right! Shat myself ??. Talk about embarrassing and awkward ?
So you guys know the whole debate over squirting...if it’s pee or not. Well, I think I “squirted” and let’s just say it smelled like piss. So, I think I settled that debate myself. Yup, I pissed myself.
All I'm going to say is do not try the warming edible cherry lube from A & E. It caused a dang forest fire! Dh and I were literally fire crotches! ????
When DH and I were a fresh new couple we got drunk and ended up crashing at his moms for the night in the spare bedroom. So we had sex and ended up falling asleep naked and guess who decided to visit? Aunt Flo ? I bled all over the WHITE sheets and I still die a little on the inside thinking about it today.
Once I had to run to the bathroom ASAP because my husband had eaten hot cheetos a couple minutes before and decided to go down on me! Now every time he does it I make sure he hasn’t eaten any!
Anyone remember the woman and DH and sister or sil apartment and he tied her up and a mirror fell and knocked her or DH out? Then it was SIL or sister who found them.
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My brother and I were living together when dh and I first got together.
He walked in when I was giving dh a bj ?
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Lmao ????
When me and dh were still new and I mean like before six months of being together ..so new lol..we were just goin at it one night and he's on top I feel dripping on my face so I just think he's sweating his ass off ....
Yea ..no. some of his "sweat"got in my eyes..nose..then mouth so I obv tasted it.. it was blood?? he was having a nose bleed ?
So awkward ...
Thank God I love that man. Lol
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I know I've shared this story before, years ago.....but one time I shat myself during sex.....yes, u read that right! Shat myself ??. Talk about embarrassing and awkward ?
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@nmarti I thought I was gonna die lol
@pp noooooooooooooooooooo omgosh ??????? that suckss
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Once when my DH was down south, I orgasmed so hard I farted ????. I was so mortified I just wanted to crawl under the blankets and hide.
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Straight to the point we were on futon sofa bed (converted into a bed) & ended up on the floor! Haha
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So you guys know the whole debate over squirting...if it’s pee or not. Well, I think I “squirted” and let’s just say it smelled like piss. So, I think I settled that debate myself. Yup, I pissed myself.
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All I'm going to say is do not try the warming edible cherry lube from A & E. It caused a dang forest fire! Dh and I were literally fire crotches! ????
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I had sweat drip into my open mouth before ??
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I queefed in his face while he was going down on me, whoopsie ?
One more.. we used hot massage oil as lube by accident the first time we tried anal. I ran to the shower cause my butt felt like it was on FIRE!
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When DH and I were a fresh new couple we got drunk and ended up crashing at his moms for the night in the spare bedroom. So we had sex and ended up falling asleep naked and guess who decided to visit? Aunt Flo ? I bled all over the WHITE sheets and I still die a little on the inside thinking about it today.
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Once I had to run to the bathroom ASAP because my husband had eaten hot cheetos a couple minutes before and decided to go down on me! Now every time he does it I make sure he hasn’t eaten any!
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Anyone remember the woman and DH and sister or sil apartment and he tied her up and a mirror fell and knocked her or DH out? Then it was SIL or sister who found them.
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@alo I remember that!