Me as my 2 ds were in the food max check out line an as I'm putting the groceries on the belt to pay my 2 yr old farts really loud . Mind you there is a person in front of me an several close behind ,so my 2 yr old process to yell mommy did it mommy farted I was so embarrassed, everyone in line was laughing.

OMG I'm dying ? don't make me wake my baby!!

At 7 months pregnant theres no way id do it even with gloves, especially in a public restroom. Its bad enough that i use lysol wipes to clean the seat pretty much every time im in there? and thats a lot. Joys of retail.

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I had my 5yr old son in the bathroom at Walmart and I told him to hurry up and he yells out, "I can't! My poop is too big for my booty-hole!"

Dd yelled loudly in the public school bathroom at open house yesterday that daddy's pee was as long as Rapunzel's hair. (his pee stream. He was facing away from her, so not his actual penis) ????

Omg, iammom4!! I cannot stop laughing ??. At least u didn't have to clean it!

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At 15min til closing a customer attempting to do photos told me point blank that she was going to sh!t herself and where's the bathroom. At 9pm she came back to finish the pictures and non chalantly told me she didnt make it and made a mess on the floor. She apparently did try to clean it though with our lysol wipes. I told my manager because no way in hello kitty was i going to clean up her biohazard. I was shocked that anyone would be so open about it(but do appreciate that she didnt just leave it) and thats my wtf moment of today??

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Aw, that is cute!