EMBARRASSING THINGS CHILDREN SAY

The other day at the grocery store ds1 (4yo) was wriggling around and grabbing at himself so I asked him what was wrong and he practically shouted 'mom my scrotum is sticking to my leg and I'm trying to unstick it ok?!' I about died laughing as did a few other people in line.

If I pee in a public restroom, my son screams "mommy you did it! You pooped on the potty, good job!!"

No kid, I didn't!! I peed damnit I peed!! ????

When grocery shopping he points out all the old people and screams "look a grandma" i tell him to be quiet lol. A few have heard and just tell him "yes im a grandma"

We went out to eat and there was a heavier man sitting near us. My son said really loud while he starred at him " why is he so big momma, momma he is so big."

We were at target and my son wanted pizza from the food court. I told him there wasn't anymore pizza, someone eat it. This little kid was with his parents walking away from the food court and he yells at the little kid " go away, get away from there you ate all the pizza!"

We were down the toy section and my son was looking at Legos. I told him for Christmas Santa would bring him the Legos. While we start walking off, a little girl pushing her little sister in the cart came down near the Legos. My son told her "you can't have these, these are for big boys only and Santa is bringing them all to me, you go somewhere else"

I told me son if he keeps talking ? to people he is going to get us jumped and he needs to stop with his mouth ? he says a lot of embarrassing stuff though. I'm starting to get use to it. He is 3.6yr.

My daughter always goes "look at his/her big belly!" ?

My SO was standing outside talking to a neighbor who only had on pajama pants yesterday, he didn't have a shirt on. I had the windows open due to the nice weather and my 2.5 year old yells out the window "Put clothes on!"

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Palm to forehead. I about died of humiliation. ?

Whenever we are in public my 4 year old likes to call people "mam", she thinks she's being so proper. Well we were out with my DH the other day and she kept calling him "mam". He said "I'm not a mam, I'm a sir" her response was "ummm no I'm pretty sure you're a mam" it made me DIE laughing and giggles from a lot of people near by who could hear. My husband wasn't amused ??

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DD us always hilarious....

At home she comes in and said "momma I pushed and made a big poop like this big"

Once my dad was changing his shirt and she said "grandpa you have boobies" ?

And worst

My dad is full Mexican and always outside. So he is darker skined. I am half white so I'm very pail. She is mostly white so she is pail....well she went up to my dad put her arm next to his and said "grandpa your not dark your dirty" ? I'm so glad my family has a huge sense of humor and everyone found it hilarious but if she would have said that so someone else! ?

My son 2 at the time come in as I was getting dried from the shower, he looked down at my private area and asked me (mummy has you lost your todge) hahaha I will never forget that I almost died laughing

When dd2 was 3 we were in a public restroom stall and I was peeing. She exclaims very loudly might I add "Mommy, you have a big vagina!" ?? There were most definitely other people in the stalls lol

My daughter asks me if people are boys or girls if she can't tell.

She also asks me what are people's names an listens to the people and once she hears the name she'll say "mom her name is _ _ _" lol. Or she'll say something like those kids are being bad mommy but I'm a good girl huh?. Haha

We were walking in Costco and when a heavy man walked pass us my ds said "mommy, that man is fat!" I was so embarrassed and talked to him about how that's not appropriate to say and how hurtful it is.

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Not really embarrassing (although she says plenty that is) but it always makes me laugh, when her daddy won't let her do something she always comes to me and says 'mom your husband is being difficult, talk to him please' she has the flare for dramatics

Once a few years ago, while I was in a store with ds1 and my mom, my mom and I took turns using the bathroom while the other stood outside the bathroom with ds. The whole time my mom was in there he was telling everyone who walked past that "grandmoms pooping in the potty." Apparently he did the same when I was in there.

Another time we ordered pizza. The pizza guy was trying to say hi to the kids, who just stared at him. I gave him his money and he was in the middle of saying "thank you have a good night" when ds1 (3 at the time) slammed the door in his face and yelled "HE WAS WEEEIIRD LOOKING!!"

My 3 yr old days crazy things but then he also points out my flaws. I'm like really son... Hush. For instance girdles on TV would led to ohh for you mom.