blowout! So this morning I wake up. Babygirl is crying so I make her bottle, go to give it to her…
blowout!
So this morning I wake up. Babygirl is crying so I make her bottle, go to give it to her and her diaper looks really full(she had been changed prior to this about 30-45 mins before)... and I pick her up and she had a huge blowout! Me, not knowing all this, I pick her up like she was just wet.... yup. Pooped shot from the sides of her diaper, it was all over me!!! I was like oh s*** ! (No pun intended. Lol) so I rush her to the bathroom to get her clean. Well (tmi) it was diarrhea. And what would you know.. she wasn't finished! Nope not at all. I opened her diaper and its shooting out her bottom and I'm like Omg! what are you doing in there child?! The whole time she is staring at me with this look that clearly says " mom, I'm not sorry...you wanted this!" Lol and I did but never in a million years did I ever think I would be pooped on in this manner or witness poop flying towards my head from dd bum! Ahh.. what a way to start the morning off! Lol
deleted-user·
Hey s*** happens!
Chantilly Lace·
That's the truth! It just "happened" to be everywhere! Lol
deleted-user·
I think this is how parents patience are measured. My bf was changing our 4 weeks old baby, he didnt know she was pooping and when he removed her diaper, projectile poop went straight to the dog that was behind him. The look on my dog face was priceless! I felt so sorry for him.
deleted-user·
Wait until she is sick and you experience the fishy grey poop.
deleted-user·
Not as sh**** as yours! Lol. My son did that as a baby and peed at the same time! When the pee started I remember just standing there laughing because I didn't know what else to do!
Chantilly Lace·
Lol.. this is the second time she's pooped "on" me. The first time she was still in nicu. Omg. It was her first poppy diaper I changed.... it kept coming and coming and I was freaking out! I was like Omg. Omg. Get me another diaper. Df was laughing so hard at me. We laugh about that one all the time now. But it wasn't funny when it happened! Lol