Would you punch your husband

Lmao wut

That's a big no lol

Maybe the black eye is "proof" and the "excuse" is his keys were stolen, too.

Thats dedication.

Sometimes I want to punch him but no ?

I went to high school with a guy who dislocated his fingers just so he didn't have to write anything ?

???? I don't think I would be able to stop laughing. I don't have that much energy to blacken someone's eye, let alone my husbands.... Lol just go to work and don't cry wolf. Things like that seem to always come back and bite you in the behind.

With my luck I'd miss and hit his nose and break it ? that would get him out of work for sure!

I feel like if you do that, then eventually you will actually get mugged and be like s*** shouldn't have used that excuse already.

I look forward to the day my husband asks me to punch him in the eye!!!

I would graciously accept!

It has always been a dream of mine. ?

I mean, sometimes I would like to punch him just because... But to help him get out of work, not a chance. He would probably go to work with a black eye and tell everyone how tough he is.

I have but by accident. We were sparing and I hit him in the eye. So out of instinct he hit me back. We both had matching black eyes for a month.

Black/purple eyeshadow would be a lot easier and less painful!

@britt, you and me both. ?

That's a bit extreme..

When I was 13 I joined air cadets and I ended up hating it. My mom would only let me join if I committed a year minimum so I was stuck.

So one day I got the brilliant idea of getting my friend to kick a heavy metal bathroom door with my wrist in the doorway to break it so I wouldn't have to go to cadets that day. Well my wrist didn't break, I had to go to cadets, my mom was disappointed and the school thought I was abused from the massive bruises.

I was a stupid kid lol

Negative ghost rider.

No but he needs to man up if he doesn't want to go to work just call and say I don't want to go to work

I would be very turned off by such a poor work ethic.

A couple months ago we had this guy start as a cook here and he called out damn near every week (starting his second week). Then one day he tried having his wife call in for him and my boss refused to allow it until he called in himself. He only lasted about 6 weeks. Also, this was a 36 year old man.

Ummm... I have other reasons why i want to, but never would lol.

Now I used to joke and say "iam going to break your leg" before he would deploy so he couldn't go, but I would never seriously do it.

I had to look closer at your picture lol when I first opened the thread I thought u were Jill duggar lol

? noooo I wouldn't be able to stop with one punch. Maybe a busted lip and broken nose to go with it.. ...

I mean just to make it look real?

Heck yea I would... Anything to be able to punch dh in the eye or privates for all the times he made me mad??

Jk or not??

Omg @reinac ?? that's the second time someone has said that to me lol

I am changing my picture now lol

Lmao I'd punch him in the eye for being stupid.

I don't think I could punch him hard enough to give him a black eye hahaha

They couldn't just use the good ole "sick" card. Why go to such extreme lengths.

No, but he'd deserve a punch in the eye for being dumb enough to pull a stunt like that just to get out of work. You're a grown man with a family to support....get yo ass to work! Lol

Yup! I would love that opportunity ??

I'd love to have an excuse to punch him in the eye. Maybe even both eyes lol

No but I'd punch him in the dick if he asked me too do that

Ummmmm.....and she just posted on social media for all the world to see? Smart!!!! ?