Just me and our family pet, Lady Obama. 4th of July is right around the corner you guys, we can’t…

Wow?

You're not fat and gross enough. I don't see any flies buzzing around you. You're obviously not American.

WHERES YOUR FLAG

I have it tattooed across my back. I got it from a buddy of mine, I can hook you up if you want! He does house calls

Vee what’s more American than obvious photoshop lol

You can barely see the gater’ fested swamp in the back

Hold my beer!

@csavvy HOOK ME UP

I want a flag ON MY FACE!

I like to celebrate July 4th with our nations flag across my tata’s in a skimpy bikini while drinking Budweiser and helping my kids light their own fireworks.

When I was pregnant with my first LO, I got a flag tattoo across my belly just before the 4th of July. We got some great maternity pictures of me doing a keg stand ??

So majestic ??

On the 4th we enjoy setting off as many fireworks as we can afford with the food stamps we traded 50 cent on the dollar. If someone's house goes up in flames thats just the lord's way of telling us they were a filthy commie. #starsandstripes.

This year is DD’s first real 4th of July. Last year she was still too young to understand our great Nation of Liberty. Do you think 18 months is a good age for her first eagle? We were thinking that or a DIY-for-kids firework set

Omg lol I obviously missed something

Omg I can’t believe I missed this. I was to busy riding my motorized scooter at Walmart.

? This is an interesting thing to wake up to. I wonder what I missed this time?

@jelly ?

Check out uk vs us in this forum. All will become clear.

I can beat you op, I grew up in Australia, I rode a kangaroo to school so I could avoid the drop bears.

It's deleted now. Booooo!

I want one! Give it some B.B. water.

Deleted? Well I’ll be damned. That’s a violation of my freedom of speech!

(I’m kidding Mods, don’t spank me!)

I thought Australians rode giant spiders for transportation and wrangled great whites in their free time

Hey hey, Australians and Americans might be bad@ss but Brits are more hygienic ?

Nope, spiders are pets, we wrangle crocodiles and swim with great whites.