*GAME TIME* Out Bad Me Okay game time! Ill start by posting a TRUE story about my son.

My baby is only 3 weeks, so I don't have anything. But definitely following!

When my daughter was 17 months old she took her diaper off and took a poop on our bedroom floor. I didn't see it and it stepped in it and squished it into the carpet.

Yeah, that stain never came out.

I was 'trying' to potty train my son. I had him on the toilet for about 5 minutes and he didn't go so I took him off and let him run around without a diaper. I was told this is a good way to start potty training by his pediatrician ha! Not even 5 minutes go by and I see poo smeared on the marble floor. I'm thinking ooh great freaking dog.. Well boy was I wrong. My son opened the screen door to the backyard and was throwing his poo in his (blow up)pool! Then when he seen me he fished for it and went to hand it to me.

When my son was around 2-3 months (the time where everything they do is cute) I was changing him and he tooted a little. I called my husband into the the room and said "look look he's making toots! Look" and he said he couldn't hear them so I told him to come over and put his ear lower.

Bad idea. That very next "adorable" toot blew poop on both of our faces!

My husband still dosnt forgive me xD

I had my fan downstairs beside the tv. My daughter and I were watching a movie and she was kept turning the tv off and changing the channels. I told her not to go near the fan or the tv. I kept moving her away and said no. The very last time she went near it, the fan had a curl. She was so scared and the look on her face was priceless. I couldn't help but laugh. It scared the crap out of her and she stopped going by the fan and the tv.

I'm still pregnant but i was baby sitting my bestfriends daughter. My sister and i were giving her a bath and she kept standing up trying to walk around. I guess it got too slippery and she fell and hit her little booty on the drain that has a round metal piece sticking out so you can open and close it. She wasn't hurt and didn't go under water because it was like two inches high in the bath but i still feel bad .

When my daughter was maybe younger we had just started potty training so she was in big girl underwear. She told me she had to potty so I sent her to the bathroom. I heard her start to wine and when I came in she had poo all down her leg... she wasnt feeling very good so the poo was NOT solid in any way shape or form. My poor baby was mortified I can still see the look on her face.

A few months ago I took my daughter swimming and she didn't want to go in the water. So we went back inside and I set her down so I could go do something. Well she comes running up to me wiping her hands on my pants and has something all over her mouth......she had pooped and it blew out and she was trying to eat it and didn't like the taste so she was scooping it out of her mouth and wiping it on me....I was mortified. I picked her up and started screaming for my roommate to come help me get the bath started for her.

We were at Disneyland a few years ago (we live in SoCal) and had given out oldest some goofy gummies. Got home and he suddenly had this look on his face.... I asked what it was and he said POOOOOOP. And his diaper quite literally exploded. Poop everywhere. Down his leg, up his back, all over the carpet, his shorts, shoes, socks. His tummy hurt so he jumped up and down yelling "poop! Poop! Pooooooop!" Turns out the gummies "may cause a mild laxative effect". Mild my ass. Those shoes went into the garbage and I was never able to fully get the stain out of the carpet.

Anderson.. You win xD

Poor little girl! Haha