Lady blue balls!!!! If i had balls they would be blue right now. Legit. Took a quick romp while the…
Lady blue balls!!!!
If i had balls they would be blue right now. Legit. Took a quick romp while the kids ate breakfast, but we had to hurry because they needed to get to school. It takes me awhile so I was almost there and he had already arrived but then the kids started knocking on the door and bugging us. FML!!!!!!
squishymommy1·
I'm super lucky because (TMI) he only has 1 testicle and his body over produces testosterone to make up for it. So he can get his and keep going. They were just incessantly bugging us. Plus we were running late but damnit! They could have been tardy so I could get off ?????
deleted-user·
The post above you was about how her kid loves blueberries and calls them 'blue balls', bit of a contrast ?
deleted-user·
Aww, I hate having "pink ovaries"! Hope you get taken care of soon.
deleted-user·
LOL...SO and I have 'Vampire Romps'...we can only find time for that anymore in the middle of the night. Im usually sleep but I wont get upset if he wakes me up ;o)
LMAO @ Pink Ovaries