??

I shot a toothbrush because a clown stole my taco ?

?? oh no!! Lol but that makes sense ??

I made out with my lover because I'm awesome in bed

Well that's boring ??? lol

I wanted a hot dog ? bc I love bacon ?.

Lol

I tickled a bowl of French fries because I'm awesome in bed.

I wrestled a police man because I love bacon.

I made out with

A bowl of French fries

Because a clown stole my taco

Sounds about right. Those are my 2 favorite things.

I cuddled with my lover because im awesome in bed.. lol

I cuddled with Burt Reynold's because of these sweet abs ?

I beat a policeman because I'm sexy as hell

I got naked with a guitar because I'm awesome in bed.... ?

No 31st? ?

I shot a telabubby.

I'm really ok with that

I tripped over Aristotle because I'm sexy as hell....lmao

I tickled a striper because I love bacon x

But some months have 31 days??????

I shot Luke Bryan because my boobs are amazing... ??

I got naked with my professor because I'm awesome in bed? too right ??

I made out with Ronald McDonald cause I'm awesome in bed. ?

I made out with my lover because I am pure class

I kissed cookie monster because the voices in my head said so.

I shot a policeman because the voices in my head said so. ?

I ate a landmine bc I needed to pee

I kissed a glass of vodka because I'm sexy as hell.

I tripped over a candied yam because a clown stole my taco. ?

I cuddled with a teletubby because a clown stole my taco ??

I made out with a policeman because my car is a butthead

I cuddled with a stripper because im sexy as hell???? oh my!

I tickled my professor because I'm sex as hell

I tripped over Burt Reynolds because I love bacon.

Hmmm..I do love bacon but I'm not sure how Burt would come into play?!?!

I kissed a policeman because I'm sexy as hell?...

@sofa, I never noticed that. I'm sorry, girl!

? some of these are violent ?

I beat a policeman because I am pure class.

I got naked with a lunatic because I had one too many drinks ?

I tickled the toilet because I'm sexy as hell

????

I tripped over Trojan man because I'm sexy as hell

I made out with Luke Bryan

I tripped over Ronald McDonald cause my boobs are amazing. ??

I licked a glass of vodka because I needed to pee ???