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Fun things kids say So we were in the at listening to imagine dragons (which I’ve been obsessed with…

Fun things kids say

So we were in the at listening to imagine dragons (which I’ve been obsessed with lately) and my 3 year old said “that’s a shit song” I just about died laughing!! Obviously I contained myself so he didn’t see me laugh but even my 5 year old was laughing!! Like who says that’s a shit song?!? It was too funny!! They are crazy with the stuff they say sometimes lol

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ss3mom

Ss3mom

@klazaro, haha right?! It’s so hard not to laugh but it’s funny when a tiny person says it!!!

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moejaunyo

Moe Jaun

It was snowing outside and my son very loudly told me “THIS BITCHIN SNOW” hahahah

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rachuk

Rachel

Мама сына (5 лет)

My 5 year old informed me this weekend that he is very nearly a grown up, due to the fact that I have some grey hair! 😀

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sugardobbers

Nikki

Многодетная мама (5 детей)

Me: how was school?

Ds (4): good

Me: what did you do?

Ds: played with my friends

Me: I'm glad you had a good day.

Ds to his grandma: why the hell does she talk to me like that? 😂

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modom16

Morgan

My 5 year old son has a stuffed animal cat this was our convo the other day.

Him: I wonder what kind of cat this is

Me: Hmmm I’m not sure

Him: Maybe a pussy

Me: A what?

Him: A pussy cat

Me: Oh yeah maybe... But sometimes that can be a bad word and we shouldn’t say it.

*thinks about it for a sec*

Him: You mean pussy?

Me: Yes

Kids 😂🤦‍♀️

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sugardobbers

Nikki

Многодетная мама (5 детей)

Side note: I love their new song "Whatever it Takes"

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ss3mom

Ss3mom

@sugardobbers, um I’m totally obsessed with that band right now!! I listen to the everyday!! It’s always on when I’m either in the shower or in the kitchen

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ss3mom

Ss3mom

Also these are so funny!! @modom16, your husband saying pussy lol. @rachuk, haha he noted your grey hair!! I’m sorry!! But that’s pretty funny!! @moejaunyo, haha this bitchin snow!! I’m going to use that next winter

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hunni.bunni

Joanne

Мама двоих (младенец)

Dd was eating In her bed the other day while she was playing, that night when she got into bed it had crumbs In it so she started shouting "ah the crumbs mam i just can't handle them". I couldn't stop laughing

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jifners66

Jennifer

My 3 year old is obsessed with listening to Imgaine Dragons station on our Amazon Echo. She calls in Dragon City music 😂 Her favorite song is Stressed Out by 21 Pilots. Listening to her sing the chorus is hilarious 🤣

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redheadedmonster

It’s Red

Thunder. Feel the thunder. Looooove imagine dragons!

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ss3mom

Ss3mom

@jifners66, @redheadedmonster, yes she they are touring right now and I told my husband I really want to see them. So he causally mentions that at work and one of the guys there says oh no prob my friend is their production manager I’ll get u tickets!! I’m so excited. Don’t know when it is but I’ll be going that’s for sure!!

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jifners66

Jennifer

@ss3mom, totally jealous

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cprater0033

Chawanna

Ds walks around saying "i fuck it" 🙄

He thinks hes saying "i fork it" his dad figured out that when he says fork it sounds like fuck so hes got him walking around saying it all the time. I get dirty looks everytime. Lol

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ss3mom

Ss3mom

@cprater0033, haha fork it!!

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crapbag

Crap Bag.

Ya my almost 2 year old walks around the house just repeating the word fuck. Lol its adorbs.

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danniijohn

Dannii

Kids are too funny! My 3 year old niece has a wicked laugh so we call her a little witch when ever she laughs my now 6 year old so 5 at the time knelled down in front of her one day when she was laughing and said ohh you're such a little bitch in such a sweet voice. He thought we were calling her a bitch this whole time

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