I’ve been up on and off since 3 this morning... I left the couch to try to at lease get some…

I’ve been up on and off since 3 this morning... I left the couch to try to at lease get some sleep... walked in the room and the lazy jack ass I call a husband was lying in the middle of the bed stretched out... like always, he didn’t even notice I left the room to put OUR son to sleep. So after kneeing him in his thigh, I finally got him to roll over just enough for me to squeeze into the damned corner of the bed while he continued to just sleep... now Zach decided to wake up about 15 minutes ago to eat so I bought him back to the bed with me since I was the only one up 😑 after feeding him, my husband turned in his sleep facing us and started “calling the pigs home” ... you see my husband is one of those guys who fart everytime he exhales, so now not only is he snoring but also gassing me out of my own room.....uggghhhh I’m tired of him