I stumbled across something today that essentially said, “There are 940 Saturdays between when your…

I stumbled across something today that essentially said, “There are 940 Saturdays between when your kid is born and when they leave for college.”

Uh, okay. On one hand, I get what it’s trying to hint at. Perspective is a powerful tool! But at the same time, damn Debbie. Why you gotta be such a downer?

I mean, Holy Unnecessary Stat, Batman!

Sure, the math might check out, but I think it’s safe to say this doesn’t really paint an accurate picture. I mean, by only highlighting Saturdays you’re kind of leaving a whole mess of other days out of...