Yes I'm the MORON for not checking the huge box of my old postpartum pass for your hair clippers…

Yes I'm the MORON for not checking the huge box of my old postpartum pass for your hair clippers before I threw it away because it is almost 2 years old. Not you of course for putting them there and not sharing that information. Yet we sit here and can't figure out any reason why I want nothing to do with being physical with you and we haven't had sex in 18 months. #heresursign