This is just too funny not to share!

I stroked a cactus because I'm classy af!

I bit a barista because my MIL was in town

I poked my bag because I like pink cicadas and getting caught in the rain

@karensmommy lol! Who doesn't

My vag not bag lol

Wow, that's even better. I'd wish for a flood in that case

@tribe.of.judah your description makes me want to listen to Bill Withers' song 'use me'.

@tribe.of.judah Whaaa?!?

That song can set the perfect mood for s many things ! Yes, the baby making, *correction* cooking

@blakeslatinmama Lol, when poke is used, is this a good poke or bad?

I danced with trump🤮 because my MIL is in down.

@dragon_ball_mommy that sounds so sad. No political view for this, He's just so fugley. I'm sure there is always a mason for hire, he seems to think a wall solves problems. Maybe in this case it could.... i think Bishop Rock is available