“I fondled my mom because I’m classy af” ...well, that’s disturbing 😳

I sang to a honey badger because I love Pete the cat.

I wrestled with a Christmas tree because you dont know my life

@theycallmemommy, good enough reason 😂

@corasmommy12517, sounds like you’re going through a tough time 😂

“I bit a barista because I’m classy af” lolol that’s the opposite of classy! Lol

@mommaofjais Tis my life lol

I fondled my butt because I’m bringing sexy back 😂

I gently touched a Christmas tree because I haven't slept since 2011 lol

I fondled a cactus because you don’t know my life.

@scx, hahah aggressive 😂

@gabilicious, my fav 😂

@toshagager, omg 😂

@maximusmommy, poor cactus 😂

@mommaofjais

Hahahahaha🤣.

I gently touched a package of ham because my mil is in town. 😂

I sang to Adam Levine because you don't know my life.

I bit Mickey Mouse bc you don't know my life 😂

I bit a hobo because you don’t know my life🤣🤣🤣🤣

I sang to a throw pillow because you don’t know my life.

I sang to a jar of Nutella bcuz you don't know my life 🤣🤣

I sang to a package of ham because my MIL is in town

@renelei, I mean, why else would you do that? 😂

@leroydoom, Adam Levine 😍

@boymamachronicles, he probably deserved it

@sarab.estrada, is this not a normal thing people do?? 🤷🏻‍♀️

@urilovenassy, Nutella deserves to be serenaded 😍

@parismommmy, sometimes MIL can drive us to this level of insanity