So my fiancé and I go to the same DD drive thru every morning on our way to his work. My car so I drive. One day my brother and I went to the same drive thru without my fiancé. The window lady (Honey Bunny is our nickname for her cos that’s what she calls us) rings us up like normal but then sees my brother.

She says (loudly) “No Spanish today??”

It took me a second to realize what she meant but then I did. We laughed and said he was at work already and that this was my bro.

After I drove away I was like “If I was a cheating bitch, Honey Bunny just sold me out!!” Lmao