I was supposed to be cleaning my home and then I opened Twitter..... and everyone was talking about…

I was supposed to be cleaning my home and then I opened Twitter..... and everyone was talking about how an unnamed actress bit Beyonces face and then I stumbled upon a video of two strippers at the top of a pole with one balancing herself on the others legs while she was upside down and gripping the pole with her thighs and then jumping up and down on said womans legs like she was jumping on a bed and just..... my life is in shambles. Twitter has consumed me lmao 🤣. Please send h e l p.