Dear doctor, I know you have seen vajeens at their worse but even so I do apologize for the bushel that is currently…

Dear doctor,

I know you have seen vajeens at their worse but even so I do apologize for the bushel that is currently conquering my lady box. I have attempted to “clear field” for you without prevail. Hopefully your journey into my abyss is a safe and easy one. I shall congratulate you on your return.

Sincerely,

Chandra