Sometimes, I forget that she’s 4. She is so smart. But then.....she says something that cracks me the hell up and I…

Sometimes, I forget that she’s 4. She is so smart. But then.....she says something that cracks me the hell up and I think, “There....there is my 4 year old.” 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

Convo 1:

Mykah: Mommy, bullying is not good.

Me: No, it’s not baby.

Mykah: You should love EVERYBODY.

Me: That’s right!

Mykah: Even people you don’t like.

Me: *proud mommy*

Convo 2 not even 3 minutes later:

Mykah: How do you know this kitty is a girl?

Me: She has girl parts like we do. They just look different.

Mykah: *stares at crazy kitten* Ooooh. Well does she like golf?

Me: *laughing* Uh..... maybe?

Mykah: I have a secret handshake for me and you mommy.

Me: *laughing* Oh yeah? Show me

Mykah: Ok. C’mere. Give me a hug *wraps pudgy arms around me* Now I kiss your face. *kisses my cheeks* High five! See? It’s an awesome one!

Me: *laughed til I peed a little*