My daughter has been very interested in nursery rhymes, and favored one in particular.

Goosey, Goosey GanderNursery Rhyme

Goosey, Goosey Gander,

Whither shall I wander?

Upstairs, downstairs,

In my lady's chamber.

There I met an old man

Who would not say his prayers;

I took him by the left leg,

And threw him down the stairs.

Haha?