So, my mother lives about 600 miles away. I talked her into getting an iPhone some years ago and she…
So, my mother lives about 600 miles away. I talked her into getting an iPhone some years ago and she fell in love with the FaceTime. Being that I have her grandchildren so far away and I’m pregnant, she is CONSTANTLY FaceTiming and let me tell you....there is NEVER a dull moment. Stay tuned for more hilarious convo bits the more pregnant I get 😂😂😂
Mom- Lemme see your belly!
Me- *turn camera to front view and hold the phone out so she can see my whole profile*
Mom- Awwww! Look at that baby belly.... Ok, Ry, I know you ALWAYS have a butt... but how does your butt look like that even when you’re pregnant???? How do I get a butt like that???
Me- Mom....you banged a Puerto Rican and I inherited the family’s “assets.”
Mom- Yeah but how do I get one?
Me- .......... sometimes I have no idea what to say to you. *exasperated giggling*
Mom- I guess I could get butt implants.
Me- ...........ma....... you’re almost 60.
Mom- God you can be so hormonal when you’re pregnant.
Me- *laugh so hard I almost peed myself*
Muva Tings·
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Same convo in reverse for me and my mom. I tell her sometimes her butt looks so big I think if I throw something at it, it'll probably have its own gravitational field. She's 63 still getting hit on by 40 year old men lmao. I received none of the butt.
Ry Young·
@muva.tings2018, 😂😂😂 “it’s own gravitational field”.... lol my mom will throw out the big butt jokes left and right. I finally said, “Look, it’s not my fault you look like a frog stood up and put on pants.” 😂😂😂 she about lost it 🤣🤣
Muva Tings·
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Lmaoooo no you did not say frog, mama had to remember she birthed you before she threw hands. A FROG OMG!
Trina Joes Wifey·
Great stuff right here. Made me laugh😂😂