You know what I don’t like...

When you’re sneaking a snack at night and you don’t have to turn on the kitchen light because the fridge has a light.

But when I want something from the freezer I have to turn the kitchen light on to sneak a midnight snack.

I don’t have time to let people know my fat ass is sneaking a pint of ice cream at 12pm. 🙌🏻🤷🏼‍♀️ #dafaqu