So we bought our little guy a giant sucker at Cracker Barrel today and I was so excited to watch him eat his first…

So we bought our little guy a giant sucker at Cracker Barrel today and I was so excited to watch him eat his first sucker... before he could really get a taste of it, guess who accidentally knocked it out of his hands and watched it shatter like glass all over the floor?!?! ME!!! 😩🙄 Ugh!!!! #parentingfail #assholeparent #momfail #assholemom